monday june 18

today i had a dream which involved checking my e-mail. my e-mail inbox, in the dream, was full of e-mails from various friends, with even subject lines specified! before i could begin reading all of them, i woke up. inspired by my unconscious popularity, i checked my real-life e-mail and was crushed to find only spam messages.

1 comment:

JDK said...

I don't know your e-mail address, so you're ineligible for getting one of my legendary random e-mails.

Last night I had a dream that my college degree was revoked and I was sentenced back to junior high. Among other things, I was pissed off that someone else had "my" locker and that some jerk kids were sitting at "my" table in the lunch room.