6/01/2007

thursday may 31

today i was walking downtown when i passed a woman in a parked car, talking on her cell phone. as i walked past, she yelled, in a voice equally menacing and hysterical: "YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I CAN'T JUMP THROUGH THIS FUCKING PHONE AND HIT YOU!"

4 comments:

JDK said...

I thought you lived in London, not the Bronx.

Gilded said...

I totally want to yell this in a phone at someone now.

watch out toast boy, watch out.

caltrav said...

i immidiately imagine an abusive mother talking to her six year old after he called to tell her be broke her crack pipe or something

Anonymous said...

i'll have to remember that one