saturday march 8

today i was eating dinner with my family when the subject of spam e-mails came up. my mother bemoaned the fact that she got practically "15 a day" about penis enlargement, to which my dad responded that he never gets any of those. "maybe i should send some of them to you!" my mother threatened. her intention was merely to suggest that he ought to get junk mail to see how he likes it, but, given the specific topic of the spam she'd mentioned, that wasn't how it came off.