thusday march 6

today i got off the bus at my transfer point and noticed i still had 20 minutes to wait for the bus that would take me home, so i decided to stop in at wendy's to use the bathroom. i took position at a urinal and began doing my business when i suddenly became aware of an old man sitting in the stall behind me doing a number two with the door wide open. "i left the door open because..." he started, before mumbling a slew of indecipherable words, prompting me to mumble "no problem," rush my pee, and hurriedly wash my hands without ever looking back. i have never wanted to leave a bathroom so badly.

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