friday may 29

today i was in line to buy a beer at the blue jays game, when, my turn in line about to come up, i realized that my hands were too full -- i was eating a hot dog with one hand, and had my wallet in the other. i shoved the last oversized bite of my hot dog into my mouth to free up that hand to pull money and identification out of my wallet. unfortunately, as soon as i did this, i realized that now my mouth was too full. i got to the front of the line, and had so much food in my mouth that it was physically impossible to tell the girl working there what i wanted. although i tried to chew as quickly as i could, it still took long enough to swallow that she had time to gesture toward the beer selection behind her and joke, "should i just point?"

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