monday may 25

today i noticed an advertisement on a street post at an intersection that my bus to school passes every day. my bus sat at the red light for about 30 seconds, allowing me a chance to read the entire advertisement, which was encouraging competitors to sign up for a "bj competition." assuming that "bj" must be short for something besides the obvious, for it to be advertised so publicly, i kept the website url in mind to check out when i got home. when i did so, i found that the obvious acronym was, in fact, the correct one, and that the site had a hilarious list of rules for its blowjob competition, including: "in the event of a tie a team deep throat blow off shall take place."

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