wednesday january 29

today i was racing through the food options at the blue jays' state of the franchise event at the rogers centre, intending to make the most of the two-hour window of all-you-can-eat free pizza, sausages, fries, chips, fish tacos, and so forth. as i was shoving a mini meatball-on-a-bun into my mouth, a friend's dad sized me up and asked, "have you been putting on weight?" luckily, this comment didn't induce enough shame or guilt to slow me down at all. on to the pulled pork sliders!