friday february 13

today i dropped a strawberry on my kitchen floor while making a smoothie. when i looked down at the floor, the strawberry was nowhere in sight, but there was a little trail of red stains that led under the fridge, which was obviously where the berry had rolled. it sort of looked like when a character in a tv show is following the trail of someone they’ve shot, and the victim is losing blood as they try to get away, except in this case the victim would have to have been about two inches tall.