3/09/2011

tuesday march 8

today i was grocery shopping in no frills when i did a double-take noticing a woman walking in front of me in the frozen foods aisle. not because she was a stunner, but because at first glance, she appeared to be at least 6'6". fascinated, i slowly trailed behind her, attempting to discern (a) whether she was, in fact, a woman, and (b) exactly how tall she was. before the end of the aisle, i slid past her to see how my height compared to hers -- my eye-level was below her shoulders! it was incredible!

3 comments:

Caroline! said...

So is Jack no longer the tallest person you've ever met? He'll be crushed!

Anonymous said...

based on recent OKC dates and this incident i'd say you've got a latent case of procerphilia expressing itself.

Jack Kentala said...

Hey, now. With my boots on, I'm 6'6".