sunday april 5

today i placed an online delivery with domino’s and then jumped into the shower, assuming i’d be done and dressed in plenty of time to answer the door when my pizza arrived. however, i had just gotten out of the shower and was in the process of buttoning up my shirt when i thought i heard something at the door. i poked my head out of the bathroom, not really expecting there to be anyone there, but sure enough, i could make out the shape of a human standing outside. i quickly finished with my shirt buttons, answered the door, got the pizza, and checked my clock: 5:12. i looked back at the confirmation email sent instantly when i placed my order: 4:57. damn, domino’s, that’s fast.