monday november 27

today i received an e-mail with the subject line: "wanna hold a brick on your dick? try our cialis soft tabs (warning: don't try it)." the body of the e-mail reads: "with our soft cialis tabs you will be able to chop the wood with your dick (warning: don’t try it). you always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue. our soft cialis tabs can help you fulfill your dreams."

i know that laughing at the contents of spam e-mails is a bit played out, but in a few short lines this one
a) rhymes;
b) provides three hilarious and wildly impractical alternate uses for dicks;
c) provides "don't try this at home"-style warnings for these alternate uses; and
d) appears to instruct the reader NOT to try the advertised product immediately after extending the invitation to try it

and i have to recognize and appreciate it for this.