sunday december 10

today i received an e-mail with the subject: 'yo sir, your woody is really small.' sir. respectful. it went on to read: 'i don't care why your thing is so small, but 82% of women do. they are pretty sure that bigger prick will make their desire stronger.' this raises many questions, including the following:

1. are 82% of women really interested in knowing why my thing is so small?
2. if they are, why aren't the rest? do they not have naturally inquisitive minds? or just gay?
3. 'pretty sure' doesn't sound like a ringing endorsement. what happens if i..... make some changes, and it turns out their desire isn't any stronger at all?!?
4. in hindsight: is 'sir' truly respectful when paired with 'yo' and followed by an unabashed critique of my woody?