5/27/2007
saturday may 26
today i was informed by a health food expert, with little to no prompting, that i ought to remove all wheat and dairy from my diet or else i will probably get colon cancer by the time i turn 40.
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The secret to avoiding colon cancer, my wife (Tammy's mom) tells me, is to stay regular.
Which means having daily bowel movements, in case they don't call it that anymore.
Keep the crap flowing, I always say, and you're good to go! (I'm 44, btw.)
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