6/01/2007
thursday may 31
today i was walking downtown when i passed a woman in a parked car, talking on her cell phone. as i walked past, she yelled, in a voice equally menacing and hysterical: "YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I CAN'T JUMP THROUGH THIS FUCKING PHONE AND HIT YOU!"
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I thought you lived in London, not the Bronx.
I totally want to yell this in a phone at someone now.
watch out toast boy, watch out.
i immidiately imagine an abusive mother talking to her six year old after he called to tell her be broke her crack pipe or something
i'll have to remember that one
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