12/24/2007

sunday december 23

today i saw a van driving along fanshawe park road with a license plate that appeared to read: "rape." as i got closer, i realised that it, in fact, read "fape." for a brief moment though, my mind sketched a quick image of what someone with the license plate "rape" might look like, concluding that the only plausible explanation would be if the driver was a hardcore environmentalist who was determined to have his anti-auto emissions message heard.

3 comments:

luke said...

that is, the environment would be the rape victim. the car the rapist.

Anonymous said...

I stumbled onto your blog randomly, and this entry made me laugh.
Some of what you write are quite witty - especially this particular one.

Stuart A. Thompson said...

hahahhahahaha brilliant