saturday january 5

today i was walking to the alex p. keaton with some friends, playfully throwing snowballs at one another on the way there. towards the end of the walk, an elderly woman walking her dog, standing on the opposite sidewalk, took exception to an errant throw that landed approximately 25 feet from her. "you stupid asshole!" she yelled. "you must reaaaaaally be an asshole!" unimpressed with her sour demeanor, we threw the next snowball in her direction intentionally.