thursday may 22

today i received a phone call just after i ordered at the beer store. when the call came in, i was in the middle of attempting to shove my six-pack into my backpack, but i didn't want to let the call go and continue the game of phone tag we'd been playing, so i picked up with my right hand and attempted to shove the beer into my bag with my left hand. after approximately 10 or 15 seconds of struggling this way and feeling vaguely aware that everyone in the store was watching me, i decided it'd probably be best to put the phone down for a few seconds to get the job done and be on my way.