monday february 9

today i was walking through the no frills parking lot when i noticed a man loading up his car with two-liter bottles of coke. he had no other groceries, just a trunk that was already filling up with two-liter bottles of coke, as well as a ton more still to move in there from his grocery cart. i stared at the trunk, mouth agape, for one or two seconds, attempting to quickly calculate, for the sake of the story, how many bottles he had in total; suddenly, i noticed that he was looking in my direction. i quickly turned away, not getting a chance to calculate as precisely as i would've liked, but i would estimate at least 50 or 60 bottles. at least.