saturday march 21

today i was coming down the stairs and attempted to pull my phone out of my pocket. it slipped out of my hand and fell in epic fashion onto the hardwood floor way below. having had bad luck in the past with dropped phones, i was immediately horrified. i ran to the fallen phone and slid it open. nothing. petrified that i'd broken another phone i yelled "are you SERIOUS?!" and felt like crying. it was at this point i noticed that, on impact, the battery had come out and was now sitting next to our cat's litter box, about two feet away from me. i quickly put it in and, although i had to reset my phone's date and time, everything else was perfectly intact. it was one of the happiest moments of my life.