saturday april 18

today i looked for something sweet to chomp on and found a chocolate egg left over from my easter stash. i ate the whole egg and although i got a little chocolate on my fingers, i thought i kept it relative clean and avoided a mess. later, when i returned to my computer, i noticed a giant chocolate blob on the chair. i quickly checked the back of my jeans and noticed an equally noticeable chocolate stain on the back of them. i have no idea which stain happened first or how either even occurred.