saturday may 9

today i went to a london diner with two friends. after our waiter came over for the first time, one of my friends told us a story about how rude this waiter had been the last time she'd had him. we vowed to make a better impression, and to win him over by the end of the meal. this turned out to be a more difficult task than we'd imagined, ultimately proving unsuccessful, in my opinion, by the point where he exclaimed "well fuck ya!" to us.