wednesday february 10

today i was having drinks with a friend at nirvana, and excused myself to use the bathroom. not having frequented the bar in a while, i was confused about the bathroom setup after walking downstairs. i quickly deduced which two doors were the bathrooms, but couldn't figure out which was which; one door was unmarked, while the other had a picture of a rooster-looking thing on it. in my mind, i made the association "hen = women" and hesitantly opened the unmarked door. i was immediately greeted by a girl who gestured toward the other door and said "you want that one." it hit me then that, of course, the rooster meant "cock."