tuesday february 18

today i entered a contest to be kristen bell’s date for the l.a. premiere of the veronica mars movie. my sole motivation for entering was that it would make for an incredible story if i somehow won -- i'm not sure how much i'd even actually enjoy the experience itself. the only way i can picture it in my head is me preparing a bunch of jokes ahead of time to impress kristen and then plowing through all of them one after another like gob's presentation for sitwell.