tuesday march 3

today i received an email with the subject line "dangers" from my dad, who is on vacation in west palm beach. the entire message was about how a seagull went after his sandwich during a trip to the beach, but - having had a gull knock a sandwich out of his hand in australia several weeks ago - he was prepared and managed to protect his food this time around. the email also included a photo which i would’ve probably assumed was some sort of painting or stock photo if he hadn’t referred to the seagull as "this guy," suggesting he did in fact take this amazing action shot: