tuesday april 28

today i had a conversation with my next-door neighbour wayne about working at the rogers centre for blue jays games. as it turns out, it’s something we have in common — he delivers food to the stadium. he told me a story about walking through the orioles clubhouse and accidentally elbowing one of the players in the back of the head when the player leaned back in his seat. the guy went 0 for 4 that day, according to wayne, who later went on to complain about "the fuckin’ rays" and to observe that everyone hates clay buchholz.