friday january 5

today i received an incredible spam e-mail that reads like a pop song. a dirty pop song. it even plays on the lyrics to christina aguilera's hit single 'genie in a bottle' in the subject line, stating: "your mind is saying let's go but your dick is saying 'no.'" the e-mail body gets even better, noting that: "when your penis forgets about his responsibilities, super cialis will remind him of his abilities," and, in a slight deviation from the impressive lyricism up to this point, promises that "cialis will make a long line of women willing to have sex with you behind your door." gosh they do know how to make their product seem appealing!!