sunday march 4

today i received five text messages from a random phone number that once sent me a message that said: "hey hey long time no see" (i replied asking who it was and never got a response). these messages read as follows:

1. "are you?" (6:14 am)
2. "you? where are ya" (6:25 am)
3. "you? where are ya" (6:27 am)
4. "hello" (7:35 am)
5. "hey, whatya up to?" (10:36 am)

i suspect that at least two of the following criteria apply to the sender: wrong number, odd sense of humour, sunday morning drunkenness, mild mental retardation.