thursday january 29

today i had a dream in which a throng of reality-tv hopefuls packed bloor street to audition for four different reality shows, including one where guys tried to win a girl's heart by also winning over her dad, one where convicts tried out for a statewide prison football team, and project runway canada. this throng of people held up traffic, and threatened to make me late for work (this included a montage in which i made a mad dash through the streets while "money" by the game played in the background). when i got to work, before starting my 9-5 shift, i was offered multiple vodka shots (to "get the day started") by my grandmother, who i don't recall ever seeing have a drink.