tuesday march 3

today i ordered food with a friend from a local thai restaurant. we each decided to have the phad thai. when she was on the phone, making the order, she asked for "two 22s" (the phad thai was #22 on the menu) and all i could think of for the rest of the conversation was the biggie song with the lyric "said he had beef, asked me if i had my piece / sure do, two .22's in my shoes."