friday january 1

today i woke up and walked downstairs, where i was greeted by the aftermath of the new year's party we'd had the night before. although i was expecting a low-key affair, the excitement of the new year's celebration had resulted in a mess that was anything but low-key. this included, but was not limited to: champagne spills, a broken vase, a kitchen floor that was about 30% stained red, and two bathroom walls that were covered, top to bottom, in shaving cream.