saturday june 6

today i was sitting on the federal’s patio during dundas west fest when a friend gestured at the menu and asked what exactly the difference was between the 'four guys burger' and the 'big mac nachos.' not really understanding the question, i replied (with what i assumed was some snark), "well, one’s a burger and one’s nachos." my comment didn’t elicit much of a response and it wasn’t until maybe five minutes later that she had a lightbulb moment and said, "oh! i just realized these aren’t both kinds of nachos."